While I was spying on my neighbors this evening, I noticed a truck with a trailer stop in front of my neighbors house and remove some PCV piping and a three legged chair and it reminded me of this post. Enjoy!
Dear Creepy Garbage Picker,
Please stop rummaging through my garbage at 3AM, I promise you there is nothing good in there. I'll make a deal with you – if there is something that I think you might find the slightest interest in, I will leave it outside of the can in plain sight so you can just pick it up and be on your way.
And don't bother with the neighbors garbage either. If there was anything good in there, I already took it.
Best of luck,
(Original post date 10/08/07)

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